Once Gulshan was
doing a photo shoot and he posed with a herd of buffaloes. Next day
the photo appeared in the front page of a leading newspaper, with
the caption, "Gulshan, third from left."
What is Chunky
Pande's family planning pollicy?
Don't have more than two
children in one year, especially not from the same
A reporter once
asked Gullu, "What is the main reason for divorce?" Grinned Gullu, "
was sitting at a bar in L.A. The man to his left tells the bar
tender, "JOHNNY WALKER, SINGLE." The man's companion says, "JACK
DANIELS, SINGLE." Then the bar tender approaches Gullu and asks, "
And you sir?" Gullu replies nonchalantly," GULSHAN GROVER,
Grover was coming out of the airport. As there was a huge rush the
security told him "WAIT PLEASE." To which Gullu replied. "Seventy
Kg's." He then proceeded to move on. Har Har.
How does Gulshan
kill a fish?
He drowns it.
irritating number of Mithun movies week after week, what are people
calling the line up?
Ans. The Mithun Film
What would Priya
Gill be called if she was into automobiles?
Miss Kar -
Gulshan grover ran crying and complaining to his dentist, why did
the dentist think he was trying to tell the time?
he kept saying 2:30, 2::30 (tooth hurty).
Ones' from Confucius-Chunky ~
• Man who drops his watch in the
toilet bowl is bound to have a 'shitty time'!!!
• Lady who says
"No" means "Maybe", when she says "Maybe" she means "Yes", but when
she says, "Yes", she's no lady.
• Woman who goes to man's
apartment for snack - gets tit-bit.
• Passionate kiss is like
spider - web, it leads to the undoing of the fly.
• Man who fight
with wife all day - get no 'peace' at night.
from Utter Pradesh (UP) was in Mysore for about four years and his
wife in Jaunpur (UP). At the end of four years he distributed sweets
to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a
son. His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this
happened when our friend was in Mysore and his wife in
He said it is common in UP that neighbours take care of
the wife (good samaritans) when men are away.
asked, "What name will you give to the son?"
To which he replied
: "If it's the first neighbour who has taken care, then the name
would be PAHLAJ. If it's the second neighbour, then the name would
be DWIVEDI, if it is the third neighbour then it would be TRIVEDI,
if it is the fourth neighbour then it would be CHATURVEDI and if
it's the fifth neighbour PANDEY.
After listening to this,
questions followed and what if it is a mixture of neighbours? Then
it would be named as MISHRA and what if the wife is shy to tell the
name of the neighbour, then it would be SHARMA, and what if she
refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour then the name of the
child would be GUPTA. If she does not remember the name then? It is
YAAD-AV. If it is the result of rape,it is DOSHI. Finally, if she is
too enthusiastic about it, then he is JOSHI.
Ek bar ek
showroom mein salesman ke liye interview ho rahe the. Ek
bhi interview dene ayaa.ladke ko angrezi aati nahin thi, to
manager ne reject kar diya. Ladke ne manager se kaha, aapko
se matlab hona chahiye angrezi se kya? aap mujhe chance
agar sale badh jaye to salary dena nahi to hata dena.
baat janch gayi. Ladke ko Naukari par rakh liya
Phir kya tha,
doosare din se hi sale dugani, teesare din tiguni
aurr daily sale
badne lagi. Showroom ke malik ko pata laga, usne
manager se kaha,
is naye ladke se mujhe milna hai. Malik showroom
par aaya, usne
dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bech raha
tha. Woh door
khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne
fishing-rod bech di. customer ne kaha kitne rupaye,ladka
Rs.800/-. yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes dekhe aur
itne mehange shoes pahankar fishing karne jayenge? ek sport
bhi kharid lijiye, customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid
ladke ne kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek
kharido? lijiye to theek rehega,customer ne cap bhi
Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar
kuchch eatables, wafer , biscuits, bhi le jayiye,
customer ne woh
bhi kharid liye. Ladka bola machli pakdenge to
rakhenge kahan ?
yeh ek Rs.100/- ki basket bhi le lijiye,
customer ne woh bhi
kharid li. ab total bill bana Rs.2000/-
Malik bahut khush
hua. Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal
ke salesman ho.
Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa tha aur
tumane usey itna
sara samaan bech diya, very good.
Ladka bola, woh
aadmi to"Carefree sanitary pack" kharidane ayaa
tha, maine kaha,
char din tu ghar par kya karega, Machli pakad.
was in India a few days ago.
He announced that Microsoft plans to
release a windows2000
version in Hindi. Here are some Windows
that may be used in the Hindi version of...
Save = Bachao
Save as = Aise Bachao
Save All = Subko
Help = Mujhe Bachao
Select = Chuno
= Sab Chuno
Find = Dhoondo
Find Again = Firse Dhoondo
Mail = Dak
Mailer = Dakiya
Zoom = Paas se
Zoom Out = Dhoor se dhekho
Open = Kholo
Close = Band
New = Naya
Replace = Badli Karo
Run = Bhaago
Print Preview = Dekh Ke Chaapo
Copy = Teepo
Paste = Chipkao
Paste Special = Jayada Chipkao
= Dho dalo
View = Nazaara
Tools = Auzaar
Toolbar = Auzaar
Spreadsheet = Khuli Chaadar
Database = Bahi
Insert = Ghusao
Tree = Ped
Mouse = Chooha
Click = Tik-Tik Karo
Exit = Chal Phoot