bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature
- Peter De Vries
For you wake one day,
Look around and say
- Fred Ebb
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband
a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a
and you will have the truth about him.
- H.L. Mencken
Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to
- Gene Perret
It's so great to find that one special person you want to
annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community
consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making
in all, two.
- Ambrose Bierce
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a
personality, but must live with a character.
- Peter Devries
Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert
Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph
Nader, as funny as Woody
Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you
realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy
Connors, as funny
as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing
like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
- Judith Viorst
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.
- Mignon McLaughlin
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and
as difficult as that.
- Michael Leunig
Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in
looking together in the same direction.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery