All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
Cynthia Heimel

Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.
Jay Leno

The fact is that it is predominantly men who bring about the conditions that lead to divorce. I plead with the men of this Church to look for and nurture the divinity that lies within their companions.
Gordon B. Hinckley

There are some men who, in a spirit of arrogance, think they are superior to women. They do not seem to realize that they would not exist but for the mother who gave them birth. When they assert their superiority they demean her.
Gordon B. Hinckley

I identify more with women than with men. I guess I have a strong feminine side.
Lenny Kravitz

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes.
Cher

Men are a luxury, not a necessity ,
Cher

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
Rita Mae Brown

The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon.
Harry G. Johnson

No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.
Knights of Pythagoras

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katharine Hepburn

If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem.
Jason Love

When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
Lenore Coffee

No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Katherine Whitehorn

The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
Lupe Velez

Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that.
Golda Meir

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
Jean Kerr

The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough.
Germaine Greer