All men are not slimy warthogs. Some
men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some
insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy
warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.
The fact is that it is predominantly men who
bring about the conditions that lead to divorce. I plead
with the men of this Church to look for and nurture the
divinity that lies within their companions.
Gordon B. Hinckley
There are some men who, in a spirit of arrogance,
think they are superior to women. They do not seem to
realize that they would not exist but for the mother who
gave them birth. When they assert their superiority they
Gordon B. Hinckley
I identify more with women than with men. I guess
I have a strong feminine side.
The problem with most men is they're assholes.
The problem with most women is they put up with those
Men are a luxury, not a necessity ,
If the world were a logical place, men would ride
Rita Mae Brown
The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7
p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all
angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that
routine and practise love in the afternoon.
Harry G. Johnson
No man stands so straight as when he stoops to
help a boy.
Knights of Pythagoras
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and
lots of happy fat women.
Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit
each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just
visit now and then.
If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's
a female problem.
When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of
twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty
the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if
the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness.
It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear
children. And no one's likely to do anything about that.
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a
man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside
himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
The tragedy of machismo is that a
man is never quite man enough.