If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Dave Barry

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Marcel Achard

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
Author Unknown

Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.
Marianne Williamson

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Bill Maher

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Carrie Snow

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.
Cindy Crawford

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Laurence J. Peter

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Author Unknown

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
Arnold Haultain

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton

Women are always beautiful.
Ville Valo

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.
Ellery Queen

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
Mae West

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Nicole Hollander

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Author Unknown

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Chauncey Mitchell Depew

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.
Elizabeth Metcalf

There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women.
Madeleine K. Albright