If a woman has to choose between
catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will
choose to save the infant's life without even considering if
there are men on base.
Women like silent men. They think they're
Sure God created man before woman. But then you
always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
Some men know that a light touch of the tongue,
running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the
softest way possible in various places in between, given
often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to
Women cannot complain about men anymore until
they start getting better taste in them.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who
has never owned a car.
You start out happy that you have no hips or
boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy.
Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her
before Father Time takes it away.
Laurence J. Peter
The average woman would rather have beauty than
brains, because the average man can see better than he can
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say
in a sermon.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as
men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not
Women are always beautiful.
The two women exchanged the kind of glance women
use when no knife is handy.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and
lots of happy fat women.
Women get the last word in every argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
Next to the wound, what women make best is the
Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are
bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Chauncey Mitchell Depew
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is
pleased with photographs of herself.
There is a special place in hell for women who do
not help other women.
Madeleine K. Albright