man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your
cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies
of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a
hallucinating sequence of parabola and bulges.
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same
to have been asked.
However, I'm not denying the women are foolish:
God Almighty made them to match the men.
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but
I wouldn't want to own one.
Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it
out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they
have never committed.
Cornelia Otis Skinner
Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the
difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially
for their owners.
George du Maurier
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right
The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms,
under the shadow of cosmic boredom.
Guy de Maupassant
I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by
some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces.
Women go right on cooking.
The torment that so many young women know, bound hand and
foot by love and motherhood, without having forgotten their
Simone de Beauvoir
They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some
such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all
her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole