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Abbreviation SMS

School:
A place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
Marriage:
Its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills.
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information.

H- appy feelings shared
U-niversally warm and fuzzy
G- reat to give and to recieve
S- ure to make anyone's day
I hope this "HUG"
Makes Ur Day Brighter

Strange But True:-
In ancient times, in England before people havin sex, they needed special permission 4m d king. Ppl who got permission used to hang a playcard on their door which said:
Fornication
Under
Consent of
King
Thats F. U. C. K. for short.
Now U know where that cute word came from..?

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Abbreviation Sms
Anniversary Sms
April Fool Sms
ASCII Sms
Christmas Sms
Diwali Sms
Durga Puja Sms
Eid Mubarak Sms
Flirt Sms
Friendship Sms
Funny Sms
Get Well Soon Sms
Good Morning Sms
Good Night Sms
Happy Birthday Sms
Happy New Year Sms
Hate Sms
Holi Sms
Inspirational Sms
Love Sms
Missing You Sms
Naughty Sms
Sardarji Sms
Sorry Sms
Student Sms
Question Sms
 

 

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