Funny SMS

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."

Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

They say Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now!

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision..


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