Funny SMS

Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving!

Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well

I'm sorry that I'm running late! There is a power failure and I am stuck on the escalator.

What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!

U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...

Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!

Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend!!

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!

What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined? A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!


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