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If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't have any. 1

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth

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