Funny SMS

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
a car is too dear and
a monkey is U dear.

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter:
Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ?
The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single
second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.
Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!


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