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Rajnikant SMS

Rajinikanth once entered a race, he came first, second & third
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Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced
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The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajnikanth
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Rajnikanth was shot today..Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral
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Rajnikant doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Rajnikant can divide by zero.
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Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
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When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant” for every answer. You will score over 1600.
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Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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In the beginning there was nothing…then Rajnikant kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.
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