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Rajnikant SMS

Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Rajnikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
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Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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