A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter
comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Sardar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murga le gaya.
Sardar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema
hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata
There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street.
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat.
So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar
gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are
Exclaimed the Sardar
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love
letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister..